i am just going to talk out of my ass right now.
i want to sit outside and dig in the dirt.
i made a goals list for summer.
speaking of goals, one summer i took an etiquette class and the teacher told us we needed to always have goals. and be prepared to discuss them in conversations. then we proceeded to learn how to eat watermelon/fried chicken with a fork and knife. questionable.
watermelon, chicken and grits was the title of my favorite cd in 7th grade. by nappy roots.
i sometimes wonder how i still manage to function because of how freakin weird i am.
but what is “weird,” ya know?
i have seen three different drag queens do shows to lady gaga’s “poker face.”
PLUS 
=FAIL.
y101 always plays that song, too. highly annoying.
i hate y101. kirsti and i were strolling around renaissance today and their little sketchy ass bus was there.
i wanted to get out a canon and shoot it.
if there was one thing i could make not exist with my mind it would be y101.
or maybe uma thurman.
ALSO i highly recommend:
for your reading pleasureeeee
